tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 


You can get “extra juicy bits” too!

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

You can get “extra juicy bits” too!

(via discontentedsnob)

  • The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
  • The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
  • The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
  • The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
  • The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
  • The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
  • The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
  • The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day

earthtogreg:

fuckyeahsciencefiction:

babylonsquared:

euclase2:

I don’t know if this has been done yet, but I felt like doing it. 

            In case you need a ride somewhere.

THIS

(via thegeekgirlwhatrules)

http://sntacks.tumblr.com/post/92343602173/grawly-grawly-grawly-yall-can-envision-a


grawly:

grawly:

grawly:

y’all can envision a eutopian future where interstellar space travel is common or we’ve overcome many barriers of human biology and medicine and shit but I just care if its like Space Channel 5 where dancing seems to be the only form of communication and…

Space Michael is the best!

kickass-fallen-angel:

shuckl:

mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing





i’m gonna hit pause on this post to ask do people really think the queen is in charge of britain?

yes

Australia is 100% accurate

kickass-fallen-angel:

shuckl:

mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing

image

i’m gonna hit pause on this post to ask do people really think the queen is in charge of britain?

yes

Australia is 100% accurate

(via sntacks)

pluckyyoungdonna:

fragmentsoflogic:

last-snowfall:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

Archeology: the discipline most reassuring to me about the state of humankind.

the one about having no chamber pot is in our latin textbook„

I would humbly submit this to everyone who ever complains about how much worse the world has become.

pluckyyoungdonna:

fragmentsoflogic:

last-snowfall:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

image

There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

image

someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

Archeology: the discipline most reassuring to me about the state of humankind.

the one about having no chamber pot is in our latin textbook„

I would humbly submit this to everyone who ever complains about how much worse the world has become.

(Source: creepyabandonedplaces, via entonfire)

trinandtonic:

love you and your cool hat, bae

(Source: trekgate)

danshive:

Darn right.

danshive:

Darn right.

(Source: textsfromsuperheroes, via ladypoetess)